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The Top Marijuana Funny Quotes That You Should Know About

It is important to know that there are a lot of y weed quotes that have been made and one of the funniest are as shown below. You should now that one of the quotes that are funny to hear is that of Martha Stewart where she quoted that “Of course I know how to roil a joint” makes it one of the best weed quotes.

When it comes to the coolest quotes about the weed you will not have to count Barrack Obama out as he has one of his own that says “When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” This is both funny and memorable thing about him.

The other great and funny quote that you will hear is that from Timothy Leary where he was quoted to say this about weed “They outlawed the No.1 vegetable on the planet.” This has a sense of humor on it.

The other funny and vulgar quote that you should know about is that by Bod Saget that says “Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck male organs for coke! You ever suck male organs for marijuana?” which makes sense to the users to the extent that the can go to have the weed and with that the lead buyer can hook you up.

If there is one of the quotes that will make you to laugh even though it was not true it is one that was given by Jay Leno that says that, “Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; The only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.

Moreover, the other quote that you should know something about is one that was made Steve Martin where he gives the account of the smoking events that he followed in the morning, evening and the routine that followed and that makes it more fun the way he describes it.

“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago….All though the sixties I tested everything.” This was made by Bill Lee.

You should know that the other quote that will make your day when it comes to the weed quotes is that which was made by the two wrestlers Tatanka and Rob Van Dam where Tatanka stated that “In our culture, the native Americans, when two strangers come together… we smoke the peace pipe,” and to reply Rob Van Dam said that “Really? My people do the same thing,”

Ricky Williams was another person that also made a funny quote about weed where he said “I got high, and forgot wasn’t supposed to get high.”

Lastly one of the top ten quotes about weed that you should know is that by Tom Forcade that says “There are only two dealers. Those who need forklifts and those who don’t.”